The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever!

I hate champagne more than anything in the world next to Seven-Up.

That's my answer to the question what is your strongest emotion, if you ever want to ask me: Curiosity, old bean. Curiosity every time.

I always expect people to behave much better than I do. When they actually behave worse, I am frankly incredulous.

... I was merely a disinterested spectator at the Banquet of Life.

It's amazing how right you can be about a person you don't know; it's only the people you do know who confuse you.

I mean, the question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again, night after night, but God knows the answer to that is, don't we all anyway; might as well get paid for it.