I hate champagne more than anything in the world next to Seven-Up.

Oh, Teddy, darling, thank you, thank you, for restoring my cynicism. I was too young to lose it.

It's amazing how right you can be about a person you don't know; it's only the people you do know who confuse you.

The vehemence of my moral indignation surprised me. Was I beginning to have standards and principles, and, oh dear, scruples? What were they, and what would I do with them, and how much were they going to get in my way?

Acting doesn't bring anything to a text. On the contrary, it detracts from it.

... I was merely a disinterested spectator at the Banquet of Life.

I hate champagne more than anything in the world next to Seven-Up.