The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and weโre all going to live forever!
Elaine DundyI mean, the question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again, night after night, but God knows the answer to that is, don't we all anyway; might as well get paid for it.
Elaine DundyOh, Teddy, darling, thank you, thank you, for restoring my cynicism. I was too young to lose it.
Elaine DundyIโve never wanted to meet anyone Iโve been introduced to. I want to meet all the other people.
Elaine DundyThe vehemence of my moral indignation surprised me. Was I beginning to have standards and principles, and, oh dear, scruples? What were they, and what would I do with them, and how much were they going to get in my way?
Elaine DundyWhatโs the use of remembering anything? If it was unpleasant it was unpleasant and if it was pleasant itโs over.
Elaine DundyA rowdy bunch on the whole, they were most of them so violently individualistic as to be practically interchangeable.
Elaine DundyWhat is always overlooked is that although the poor want to be rich, it does not follow that they either like the rich or that they in any way want to emulate their characters which, in fact, they despise. Both the poor and the rich have always found precisely the same grounds on which to complain about each other. Each feels the other has no manners, is disloyal, corrupt, insensitive - and has never put in an honest day's work in its life.
Elaine DundyI don't always understand other people's motives. I will repeat that for my own benefit, if you don't mind. I don't always understand other people's motives.
Elaine DundyI always expect people to behave much better than I do. When they actually behave worse, I am frankly incredulous.
Elaine DundyIt's difficult to explain, but I just somehow feel that I never really *have* lived; that I never really will live--exist or whatever--in the sense that other people do. It drives me crazy. I was terribly aware of it all those nights waiting for you in the Ritz bar looking around at what seemed to be real grown-up lives. I just find everybody else's life surrounded by plate glass. I mean I'd like to break through it just once and actually touch one.
Elaine DundyIt's amazing how right you can be about a person you don't know; it's only the people you do know who confuse you.
Elaine Dundy