Oh, Teddy, darling, thank you, thank you, for restoring my cynicism. I was too young to lose it.

What’s the use of remembering anything? If it was unpleasant it was unpleasant and if it was pleasant it’s over.

The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever!

I hate champagne more than anything in the world next to Seven-Up.

Acting doesn't bring anything to a text. On the contrary, it detracts from it.

... I was merely a disinterested spectator at the Banquet of Life.

I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.