Oh, Teddy, darling, thank you, thank you, for restoring my cynicism. I was too young to lose it.

Oh, Teddy, darling, thank you, thank you, for restoring my cynicism. I was too young to lose it.

I hate champagne more than anything in the world next to Seven-Up.

The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever!

I always expect people to behave much better than I do. When they actually behave worse, I am frankly incredulous.

It's amazing how right you can be about a person you don't know; it's only the people you do know who confuse you.

... I was merely a disinterested spectator at the Banquet of Life.