When you're dealing with your life, my God, you gotta tell the truth.
If somebody doesn't have any talent, get off the stage! You're wasting my time.
If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail.
I don't have to go to a doctor and have my face changed. It terrifies me that women do that.
You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.
And why not do something new every day of your life? Change! Change!