There's nothing attractive about doing a documentary. Nothing. It's hard, hard work, and I find having all the attention of the day on me a very unattractive proposition.

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease.

All you have to do is say, 'I'm going home,' and you're the most popular girl at the party.

If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail.

Drama drama drama. The public wants it, so let them get the whole ugly mess. Why not?

It gets tiring being a smartass.

I do believe in the infallibility of the Pope, because I think we have to believe in something.