All you have to do is say, 'I'm going home,' and you're the most popular girl at the party.

I have no intention of retiring. Even my blood sugar is better when I'm working.

I never found anyone who could look after me as well as I could look after myself.

It gets tiring being a smartass.

I am not influenced by other human beings. But I am inspired.

I love audiences. My God, the best friends in the world!

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease.