It gets tiring being a smartass.

Certain type of actresses get younger instead of older. I always say, 'Only ingenues age.'

I wouldn't have a nose job. I like my nose fine.

For my money, insecurity, depression, etc, can be healed by way of El Morocco, sad songs at 4am, and the pop of a champagne cork

I’d like to discover life. Quite frankly I don’t know how to be happy. I have not a clue. I only serve — and I don’t say that with any grandeur. I just serve others through entertaining. That’s when I am happy. I’m not just delighted with myself when I’m entertaining, but I’m happier than when I’m not.

It's very disconcerting to start out and to say, "I'm going to tell the truth," and then to realize it's that much trouble.

I'm going to do less performing because I'm tired. It's hard to convince anybody that you're just going to take it easy.