I love audiences. My God, the best friends in the world!

I compare Stephen Sondheim with humor, because humor is unanalyzable. You can't analyze humor. You just have to get through it.

Two drinks a day. Two drinks a day. TWO DRINKS A DAY! It doesn't work! Not when you want eleven, and not when you start shopping for wine glasses in the vase department at Bloomingdales.

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease.

There's something exciting about being afraid.

When you're dealing with your life, my God, you gotta tell the truth.

I was so happy I didn't have to work that night. That was the truth, because show business is about the hardest profession in the world.