I love audiences. My God, the best friends in the world!

When you're dealing with your life, my God, you gotta tell the truth.

It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front of an audience and they're reacting to me.

As a diabetic, I'm a walking picnic. I have to eat measured amounts of food at certain times.

I'm going to do less performing because I'm tired. It's hard to convince anybody that you're just going to take it easy.

I wouldn't have a nose job. I like my nose fine.

I don't want to see a movie twice. I don't want to do anything twice.