If somebody doesn't have any talent, get off the stage! You're wasting my time.

I wouldn't have a nose job. I like my nose fine.

Tony Bennett said to me, "Wow, your talent is amazing." Maybe he's a bore, maybe he's a jerk, but when he said that to me, I didn't need anything more than that.

I get sick of saying how hard everything is. It's hard to get up in the morning. Everything's hard. Everything takes effort.

People will always be around to tell you you're no good or you're wrong or unwise to keep doing what you want to do. They're wrong. They're always wrong. Keep going.

I compare Stephen Sondheim with humor, because humor is unanalyzable. You can't analyze humor. You just have to get through it.

Betty White is probably a very nice woman.