There will always be ladies who lunch. Always. And apparently they live a long time.

I compare Stephen Sondheim with humor, because humor is unanalyzable. You can't analyze humor. You just have to get through it.

I wouldn't have a nose job. I like my nose fine.

Drama drama drama. The public wants it, so let them get the whole ugly mess. Why not?

For my money, insecurity, depression, etc, can be healed by way of El Morocco, sad songs at 4am, and the pop of a champagne cork

I love reviews. Anybody who tells you they don't read reviews is a liar.

I don't want to see a movie twice. I don't want to do anything twice.