Tony Bennett said to me, "Wow, your talent is amazing." Maybe he's a bore, maybe he's a jerk, but when he said that to me, I didn't need anything more than that.

New York is like a disco, but without the music

I do believe in the infallibility of the Pope, because I think we have to believe in something.

I get sick of saying how hard everything is. It's hard to get up in the morning. Everything's hard. Everything takes effort.

I was so happy I didn't have to work that night. That was the truth, because show business is about the hardest profession in the world.

This age thing is all up to you. It's like happiness is up to you. You just have to understand what it is before you get it.

It's very disconcerting to start out and to say, "I'm going to tell the truth," and then to realize it's that much trouble.