You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.
I never found anyone who could look after me as well as I could look after myself.
I tell the truth, and it has gotten me into a lot of trouble. My dad used to say to me, 'If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail.'
I love reviews. Anybody who tells you they don't read reviews is a liar.
There's something exciting about being afraid.
I don't have to go to a doctor and have my face changed. It terrifies me that women do that.