Would you make men better - set them an example. The millenium will never come until governments cease from governing, and the meddler is at rest.

Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly.

Some men succeed by what they know; some by what they do; and a few by what they are.

Do you say that religion is still needed? Then I answer that Work, Study, Health and Love constitute religion. . . . Most formal religions have pronounced the love of man for woman and woman for man an evil thing. . . . They have said that sickness was sent from God. . . . Now we deny it all, and again proclaim that these will bring you all the good there is: Health, Work, Study - Love!

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

Academic education is the act of memorizing things read in books, and things told by college professors who got their education mostly by memorizing things read in books.

The new definition of a heathen is a man who has never played baseball.