Politicians regard the public as a cow to be milked

An executive is one who makes an immediate decision and is sometimes right

The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth.

Prosperity: that condition which attracts the lively interest of lawyers, and warrants your being sued for damages, or indicted, or both.

Do not dump your woes upon people — keep the sad story of your life to yourself. Troubles grow by recounting them.

If you suffer, thank God! It is a sure sign that you are alive.