Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is.

Life is just one damned thing after another.

The average woman sees only the weak points in a strong man, and the good points in a weak one.

Real life is in love, laughter, and work.

Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends.

Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.