Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer.
The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Self-control is the ability to restrain a laugh at the wrong place.
Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends.
God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars.
The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.