Theology is Classified Superstition.

Insomnia never comes to a man who has to get up exactly at six o'clock. Insomnia troubles only those who can sleep any time.

If you have health, you probably will be happy, and if you have health and happiness, you have all the wealth you need, even if it is not all you want.

The Businessman is one who supplies something great and good to the world, and collects from the world for the goods.

When trouble comes, wise men take to their work; weak men take to the woods.

A man's acts are usually right, but his reasons seldom are.

Charity: a thing that begins at home, and usually stays there.