It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

There are three sides to every question-where a divorce is involved.

The difference in men does not lie in the size of their hands, nor in the perfection of their bodies, but in this one sublime ability of concentration: to throw the weight in one blow, to live eternity in an hour.

Orthodoxy is a corpse that doesn't know it's dead.

Success is the most natural thing in the world. The person who does not succeed has placed himself in opposition to the laws of the Universe.

I will gladly lecture for fifty dollars, but I'll not be a guest for less than a hundred.