Why not be a top-notcher? A top-notcher is simply an individual who works for the institution of which he is a part, not against it.
Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.
A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.
A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
Failure -- The man who can tell others what to do and how to do it, but never does it himself.
So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private individuals will occasionally kill theirs.