Rivalry is the life of trade, and the death of the trader.
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
I rather like the World. The Flesh is pleasing and the Devil does not trouble me.
An American religion: Work, play, breathe, bathe, study, live, laugh, and love.
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
A college degree does not lessen the length of your ears; it only conceals it.