A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in the experience.
Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly.
Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth.
This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.
Fences are made for those who cannot fly.
Self-control is the ability to restrain a laugh at the wrong place.