Failure -- The man who can tell others what to do and how to do it, but never does it himself.

Be patient with the boys - you are dealing with soul-stuff.

Faith is the effort to believe what your common sense tells you is not true.

A good front is half the battle in love or war.

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

Formal religion was organized for slaves: it offered them consolation which earth did not provide.

Enthusiasm is like having two right hands.