A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

A college degree does not lessen the length of your ears; it only conceals it.

Freedom cannot be bestowed - it must be achieved.

I believe it is possible that I shall make other creeds, and change this one, or add to it, from time to time, as new light may come to me.

A retentive memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness.

A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in the experience.