A college degree does not lessen the length of your ears; it only conceals it.
The teacher is the one who gets the most out of the lessons, and that the true teacher is a learner.
Genius is the capacity of avoiding hard work.
Grammar is the grave of letters.
It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.