If you have health, you probably will be happy, and if you have health and happiness, you have all the wealth you need, even if it is not all you want.
Morality is the thing upon which your friends smile, and immorality is the thing upon which they frown
Fences are made for those who cannot fly.
One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three.
Men are only as great as they are kind.
Respectability is the dickey on the bosom of civilization.