Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

The man who has no problems is out of the game.

As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.

Every spirit makes its house, but as afterwards the house confines the spirit, you had better build well.

It does not take much strength to do things, but it requires great strength to decide on what to do.

Natural joy brings no headaches and no heartaches.

Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.