A college degree does not lessen the length of your ears; it only conceals it.
Morality is the thing upon which your friends smile, and immorality is the thing upon which they frown
A person born with an instinct for poverty.
There are three sides to every question-where a divorce is involved.
We never ask God to forgive anybody except when we haven't.
When you grow suspicious of a person and begin a system of espionage upon him, your punishment will be that you will find your suspicions true.