The weaknesses of the many make the leader possible.

Genius is the capacity of avoiding hard work.

Why not be a top-notcher? A top-notcher is simply an individual who works for the institution of which he is a part, not against it.

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.

Knowledge is the distilled essence of our institutions, corroborated by experience.