The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.

Faith is the effort to believe what your common sense tells you is not true.

The mintage of wisdom is to know that rest is rust, and that real life is love, laughter, and work.

Human service is the highest form of self-interest for the person who serves.

Progress needs the brakeman, but the brakeman should not spend all his time putting on the brakes.

Prison is a Socialist paradise where equality prevails, everything is supplied, and competition is eliminated.

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.