Life is just one damned thing after another.

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

A retentive memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness.

What others say of me matters little; what I myself say and do matters much.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Heaven: The Coney Island of the Christian imagination.

A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.