The heroic man does not pose; he leaves that for the man who wishes to be thought heroic.
A college degree does not lessen the length of your ears; it only conceals it.
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.
I have no perfect panacea for human ills. And even if I had I would not attempt to present a system of philosophy between the soup and fish.
The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.
Writers seldom write the things they think. They simply write the things they think other folks think they think.