If you suffer, thank God! It is a sure sign that you are alive.
The cheerful loser is the winner.
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
Orthodoxy is a corpse that doesn't know it's dead.
The Businessman is one who supplies something great and good to the world, and collects from the world for the goods.
It is a curious fact that of all the illusions that beset mankind none is quite so curious as that tendency to suppose that we are mentally and morally superior to those who differ from us in opinion.