Life in abundance comes only through great love.

One thing is sure, there are just two respectable ways to die. One is of old age, and the other is by accident.

Natural joy brings no headaches and no heartaches.

Most reformers wore rubber boots and stood on glass when God sent a current of Commonsense through the Universe.

The newspapers print what the people want, and thus does the savage still swing his club and flourish his spear.

I will gladly lecture for fifty dollars, but I'll not be a guest for less than a hundred.

A retentive memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness.