Look for God. Look for God like a man with his head on fire looks for water.

But vegetarians can eat this...Because intestines aren't even meat, Liz. They're just sh$*.

I never wanted to be the person that waited for a stranger to come to town - I wanted to be the stranger!

For if there is one thing I have learned over the years about men, it is that feelings of powerlessness do not usually bring forth their finest qualities.

I am determined to make the most of this life that I have, damn it - it's that kind of stubbornness I think we all need more of.

In 1954, Pope Pius XI, of all people, sent some Vatican delegates on a trip to Libya with these written instructions: "Do NOT think that you are going among Infidels. Muslims attain salvation, too. The ways of Providence are infinite.

This is a nice metaphor, too, about mothers and daughters - that when it came time for me to make my own, I was making a completely different garden than the one that my mom has. They don't look like they came from relatives. Hers is a very productive and pragmatic vegetable garden, and mine is a ridiculous overabundance of useless plants. It doesn't feed anybody, it doesn't serve any purpose.