Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones.

Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog's mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense - last night she'd been hunting for a mate as well.

Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?

I have lived my life in the slipstream of experience