Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.

The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

I'm not particularly keen on pity. Pity takes something away from grief. People think they're sharing it, but really they're just taking some. I prefer to keep my grief intact.