A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.

It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.

For a single girl in London, luck isn't always a glass slipper that fits. Sometimes luck is a splash of mud from a passing bus.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.