I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.

Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog's mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense - last night she'd been hunting for a mate as well.

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?

Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.

The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones.