I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.

It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?

The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones.

I'm not particularly keen on pity. Pity takes something away from grief. People think they're sharing it, but really they're just taking some. I prefer to keep my grief intact.