I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.
Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.
Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.
Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?
It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.
I'm not particularly keen on pity. Pity takes something away from grief. People think they're sharing it, but really they're just taking some. I prefer to keep my grief intact.