You find out who your real friends are when you're involved in a scandal.

Money is the best deodorant.

I sweat real sweat and I shake real shakes.

I think I'm finally growing up - and about time.

I want it all quickly 'cause I don't want God to stop and think and wonder if I'm getting more than my share.

When you're older, you'll appreciate the advantages of sleeping alone.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you're cooked!