No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.

Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science.

Honestly, I would eat cardboard rather than go back to eating animals.

I don't consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.

I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.

What goes up must come down, which is why I don't wear tube tops.

I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.