Did you ever feel like the whole world was going to a party and your invitation got lost in the mail?

I've always said, I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't drink coffee.

Some people believe that to find happiness, you should live each day of your life as if it's your last because that way you will appreciate every single moment you have. Other people believe that you should live each day as if it's your first because then every day can be the beginning of a new journey.

Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's Adopt-A-Turkey Project.

I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!

Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.

My life is perfect even when it's not.