I think furniture is art. I don't think art is just for your walls - I think everything that someone has made is a piece of art.

So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers... I mean plastic and then tape, and the tape is like government tape. It says 'open here.' Is that sarcasm?

The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.

You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.

I believe one day a 'ban on gay marriage' will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out for equality for all of us.