I'm not going to say who looks the most beautiful, but it's clear. It's Jared Leto. I mean, he's the prettiest. Boy is he pretty

Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen.

We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything.

I don't know who had the bright idea of teaching pneumonia how to walk, but I'd like to find that dunderhead before he decides he wants to teach it how to drive.

I like sitting at outdoor restaurants; it would be nice to go someplace on the street and not worry about somebody taking my picture while I'm about to take a bite of something.

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?