I always worry when someone's a good golfer. It's like you shouldn't have time to be good at anything. You should just be a politician and you shouldn't have time to practice golf.
Ellen DeGeneresI get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get to say the things I want to say and comment on.
Ellen DeGeneresDo we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
Ellen DeGeneresPeople give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with anything?
Ellen DeGeneres