When the message out there is so horrible that, to be gay, you can get killed for it... we need to change the message!!

I don't think I remember my first memory.

I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. "Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2."

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.

Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.' Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.