Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.

We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.

I was raised that you don't use something nice until there's someplace to go.

I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person.

We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I said 'Really?... Get my sandwich.'

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!