Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.

I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot.

I think there's a whole bunch of things that go along with being a girl. You're not supposed to have opinions or be tough or strong. You're supposed to be soft and vulnerable, and I find those qualities important in both men and women.

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.

The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.

If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don't memorize numbers anymore.