Actually this is really funny - one time she accidentally forgot to leave a note and I had no idea she had even moved. I was living in the house with a beautiful Mexican family for three months before I realized they weren't my cousins visiting from out of town. They were so nice. They called me "Quien es, quien es," which I thought was a beautiful name.
Ellen DeGeneresThe legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all the tiny seatbelts on all the snakes.
Ellen DeGeneresI personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.
Ellen DeGeneresGratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes.
Ellen DeGeneres