Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

...we should be grateful for them because without our family—the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every day—life is pretty boring.

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more.

You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea --- and they think WE'RE weird!

We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?

I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person.