I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It shouldn’t threaten you or who you are.

You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?