I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.

I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don't harbour resentment.

I'm sure men have their own ways of trying to demean one another, but women can be very gossipy and judgmental, and that doesn't help.

I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.

What's New Orleans without music? And what's music without dancing?

It`s hard when paparazzi are photographing every single thing you do. I'm sure a lot of people made mistakes - they just were not documented the way they are now.

If there weren't blacks, Jews and gays, there would no Oscars. Or anyone named Oscar, if you think about that.