In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.

Above all, I strive to be the best I can - to be better than I was yesterday and better tomorrow.

I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Penguins mate for life. Which doesn't really surprise me, because they all look exactly alike. It's not like they're gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday.

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!

We're just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.