I have the picture of Barack [Obama] and me dancing right outside of my dressing room door, I see it every single day, and it makes me very happy.

Who's to say what's better or worse anyway? Who's to even say what's normal or average? We're all different people and we're allowed to be different from on another. If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. And then curtsy. No, don't curtsy. That might be too weird. Bow. And tip your imaginary hate. That'll show them.

Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It's not a number at all.

The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and generalizations lead to assumptions and assumptions lead back to stereotypes. It’s a vicious cycle, and after you go around and around a bunch of times you end up believing that all vegans only eat cabbage and all gay people love musicals.

I admire people who know they can't sing. There are so many people out there who can't sing, but they think they can, so they sing a lot.

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.